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Stop Wearing Your Dumbass Perfume (To the Gym)

Stop Wearing Your Dumbass Perfume (To the Gym)

That’s it. Just stop. It bothers people around you. Perfume can have toxic chemicals in it and some people have allergies and asthma. Just don’t wear to the gym where people are working out and need oxygen (AND FRESH AIR!) as much as possible.

Sexism at the Convenience Store

Sexism at the Convenience Store

So I’m a girl, and I walked to the convenience store right next to my apartment and I buy two bags of smart food cheddar popcorn. When I was backpacking Mexico, literally the only thing that I missed about the US was cheddar popcorn because they don’t carry it in the stores in Mexico. I bought 2 small bags for $1. I went back to my apartment and started watching Amy Schumer’s new netflix special Growing. I ran out of…

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The Super Bowl Was Today?

The Super Bowl Was Today?

I was painting another painting and had to leave my apartment to buy more black paint. I drove to Michaels and got up to the cash register and the cashier said, as Americans do, in all their dead politeness, ‘how are you?’ I said back in all my dead politeness, ‘good, how are you,’ and she said back in all her dead politeness, ‘good.’ And that is how Americans greet each other. Because we are all dead inside. Anyway, I…

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